There once were two clams, Sam and Tom. They were good friends and promised to stay friends even after they died. When Tom Clam died, he went to heaven and was given a harp to play. Unfortunately, his friend Sam Clam, had apparently made a few mistakes, because when he died he went to hell and was given an accordion.
Well, one day Tom Clam was given permission to go visit his friend Sam Clam for a day. He was told to always remember to have his harp with him so that he would be allowed back into heaven when he returned. When he finally got to his friend's new home, they had a great time together, having lunch, taking in a movie, and ending the night at a disco club for some dancing. Tom Clam had so much fun, that he forgot to take his harp with him when he went back home. When he got to the Pearly Gates, he suddenly remembered:
"I LEFT MY HARP IN SAM CLAM'S DISCO!!"
give it a minute...
sound it out....
there it is. : D
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